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 Feb 25 2010, 09:28 PM
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two of my buds and I cut school during our free-period to go downtown to and stock up on booze (two fawties and a six pack) we then met a one-legged homeless pimp in a wheelchair named mr. tony who claimed that he lost his leg when a fat guy fell off a flight of stairs onto it and he ended up getting gangrene, he also had yellow eyes with tiny pupils and gave us a life lesson that we will cherish forever:
"ALL YOU NEED A BITCH WHO SUCKS ****, A BITCH WHO ****S, A BITCH WHO LIKES IT IN THE ASS, AND A BITCH WHO EATS THE OTHER BITCHS' PUSSIES" then we booked like hell because a cop was walking down the street towards us went to the mall poured one of the fourties into a big gulp cup and got drunk in the food court. |
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Feb 26 2010, 03:23 PM
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 Beetus Cat  Group: Member Posts: 1956 Joined: 17-December 04 From: ***staff Member No.: 834 |
pics or it didn't happen
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Feb 27 2010, 12:10 AM
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Newbie Group: Banned Posts: 100 Joined: 21-August 09 From: Baltimore Member No.: 21348 |
just got back from strip club, got hella **** in my face. Best 18th birthday ever
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Feb 27 2010, 03:05 AM
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QUOTE(Lupin the 3rd @ Feb 26 2010, 03:23 PM)  pics or it didn't happen win --------------------  |
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Feb 28 2010, 05:39 PM
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Interesting tale, friend.
-------------------- "Where's there's hatred, so justice. Where there's injury, pardon. Where's there's doubt, hope. May a swift and certain death befall anyone who stands in my way. Ain't much of a prayer, but it sounds good."
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Mar 1 2010, 04:17 AM
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Stoner Group: Member Posts: 3117 Joined: 23-June 06 From: Canada Member No.: 1399 |
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Mar 10 2010, 11:53 AM
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Beetus Cat Group: Member Posts: 1956 Joined: 17-December 04 From: ***staff Member No.: 834 |
QUOTE(Lupin the 3rd @ Feb 26 2010, 03:23 PM) pics or it didn't happen |
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 Mar 11 2010, 11:47 AM
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 Oldbie Group: Member Posts: 5542 Joined: 7-March 04 From: Bovine Sith's Mama's sweet pie Member No.: 305 |
QUOTE(Tom_Bom @ Mar 1 2010, 04:17 AM) -------------------- Yeah I still have one.... |
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Mar 11 2010, 06:52 PM
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ʤ  Group: Banned Posts: 2798 Joined: 24-July 03 Member No.: 143 |
QUOTE(Scotty @ Mar 11 2010, 04:47 PM) Maplin likes the gaey sex you really are unbearably dull dull dull dull as dishwater. -------------------- ҉
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Mar 11 2010, 07:56 PM
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Oldbie Group: Member Posts: 5542 Joined: 7-March 04 From: Bovine Sith's Mama's sweet pie Member No.: 305 |
QUOTE(Maplin @ Mar 11 2010, 06:52 PM) QUOTE(Scotty @ Mar 11 2010, 04:47 PM) Maplin likes the gaey sex you really are unbearably dull dull dull dull as dishwater. I may be dull, but at least I haven't tried to confuse/molest children on a message board... Did your Dad beat you? Is that why you hate your life and everyone? Why don't you do us all a favor and post a ****ing picture of you saying "Hi my name is Maplin and date it" so we can all see what sex you are finally. Also your analogies need some work. "Dull as a dishwasher?" Is that really the best you can do. I mean if your going to flame me at least put a little bit of effort into it. You used to be a lot more witty, what happened??? Also, why the **** should I give a damn what you or anyone on here thinks about me anyway? -------------------- Yeah I still have one.... |
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Mar 12 2010, 10:16 AM
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ʤ Group: Banned Posts: 2798 Joined: 24-July 03 Member No.: 143 |
hahahaahaaha lmao
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Mar 12 2010, 03:36 PM
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Beetus Cat Group: Member Posts: 1956 Joined: 17-December 04 From: ***staff Member No.: 834 |
Maplin has run out of insults, it's pretty pathetic on his/her part.
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